you know you’ve got it bad when you tell his mother that you’re a twin, and she whips around excitedly and goes,

 

"does that mean you’ll have twins in the future too?"

 

 

dear auntie, you might be looking for a daughter-in-law, but i sure as hell ain’t looking for a hubby.

 

and there’s no way i’m having kids. twins, triplets or not.

 

i know, handling mothers isn’t exactly my forte. emoticon 

 

 

now we’ll just have to wait and see what happenes when he meets my mum.