this week’s secrets are all pretty interesting, but i thought i would pick out a few of my favourites.

 

very magnamious wife indeed.

 

i just lay out toilet paper on the seat if it looks dirty. two layers, at least.

 

 

when i watch tv, i always observe the actresses to see if they have a fat face/thighs/calves/arms or a tummy. i can’t stop too.

 

they all start out young, don’t they?

 

pictures credit to post secret.

 

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so i was over at his place and we were making dinner.

cheese omelette to be specific.

 

"and now we need black pepper!"

 

*grabs bottle of pepper and jumps about excitedly*

"how much of it?"

 

"试量."

 

"okay!"

*enthusiastically shakes the bottle four times*

 

*looks up at him for approval*

 

he starts cracking up.

 

"what?! wrong meh?"

 

he continues laughing.

 

i rethink whatever he just said.

then it hits me.  

 

"oh, you mean 试量 is to taste? shit, i didn’t know it meant that. i thought you meant 四-something, so i shoke the bottle four times anyway."

 

he is still laughing.

 

later, when we sample the cheese omelette, he says it’s too peppery.

 

but you know what?

i think it tastes just fine. emoticon