- dance classes are not for me. i’m taking them up so i can shake my booty better on the dancefloor, not flail my arms about wildly and do locking and popping and isolations for 1 hour weekly.

 

- i wonder if bikram yoga is for me?

 

- guys who stare always avert their gazes when you stare right back at them. hum jis!

 

- i’m unimpressed by wealth, either in the monetary sense or sexual experience.

 

- just because you’re left-handed doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smarter. i swear my life on this.

 

- if you sit at your seat long enough and don’t move, you can actually manage not to feel cold amidst the freezing office.

 

- saliva is an awesome substitute for lubricant. (i probably shouldn’t be blogging this but i can’t resist!)

 

- you can never be skinny around your boyfriend’s mother. if she’s not plying you with prawn noodles, she’s sticking a ice-cream cone into your face.

 

- 10 months doesn’t feel like 10 months at all. common consensus between me and the boyfriend. i lub dub you baby. :D