friendship, Cowboy BarJuly 23, 2009 5:19 pm

it was only after a phone conversation with a secondary school senior that the above topic popped up.

 

now do note, i haven’t seen or talked to him for more than a year although he has been reading my blog frequently.

 

the first thing he tells me is, "whoa, you party alot ah?"

 

*coughs*

 

now let me make this clear, i do not!

 

my debaucharies are only limited to my weekly visits to wala wala, and the occasional drinking at st james.

 

but because of my work, these days, i’m more open to visiting new clubs since i need the research.

 

and yes, i’m also aware the above statement is very politically correct.  emoticon

 

but yes, the reason why i’m mentioning this is cause i’ve got party pictures to put up!

 

this was from the hennessy artistry event at lunar where the amps were playing. our darling cakie managed to get tickets for us!

 

there were a lot more pictures than the 10 i’m putting up but of course i’ve picked the less incriminating ones, or at least the ones which don’t have thiang captioning me under "CLEAVAGE".

 

a pretty small portion of the drinks that night. i think i downed a glass of long island tea, two glasses of illusion and countless glasses of chivas.

 

the following are all camwhore pictures for your viewing pleasure. 

 

we were attempting a look-at-one-another’s-boobs-shot.

 

 

 

 

 

things didn’t turn out too well after we all headed to zouk after lunar though so not too much on that!

 

so yes, this is just one out of the many nights i actually spend at home writing articles, meeting friends for serious chats and thinking about the meaning of life. 

 

seriously, i’m not a party girl.

 

besides, i haven’t mastered the art of chatting up bouncers to get free entry into clubs.

 

yet.

 

musings, friendship, relationships, Cowboy BarJuly 5, 2009 1:55 am

 

and because too many things happened, i’m gonna do this in point form.

as usual. :D

 

- clubbing at st james day before birthday.

- couldn’t find a table, have to resort to acting coy to middle-aged men in hopes of sharing their tables

- realised there’s a disgusting amount of old ppl at st james on friday nights.

- manages to find a table.

- runs off to the dancefloor. 

- boyfriend got drunk, ruok got drunk.

- got picked up by two creeps, one was very touchy-feely, the other kept sniffing my hair and whispering the lyrics of pussycat dolls’ "don’t cha" into my ear.

- got creeped out by his "i know you want me, i know you do" and cynthia helped me chase him away.

- gave the first creep a fake mobile number. 

- boogied till club closed. 

 

- spent my birthday with the boyfriend cause it was our anniversary too! (smart boy eh? just have to give me one gift for two significant events. :P )

- planned to head to the zoo then have a picnic but lousy weather made us call that off

- boyfriend cooked up a storm; pasta, mushroom soup and chawanmushi while i snoozed

- snuggling in front of the tv, anthony bourdain, plenty of love

- i am 20 and i’ve been with the boyfriend for a year! 

 

- thursday at wala = shirlyn returns from new york!

- tiong, ruok and the rest paotohed me by telling the band it was my birthday and screaming "eileen! headlights!" unanimously.

- the band ends up singing happy birthday to me and addressing it to headlights while making me stand on a stool.

- the whole of wala knows i’m "headlights".

- shirlyn says i’m small everywhere else but there.

- i don’t know where to hide my face.

- i go to the toilet and there are strangers saying, "happy birthday, headlights!" 

- i come back and tiong orders a waterfall.

- i suck up the waterfall.

- DPL and r3g buys me a huge-ass mug of konig.

- i suck up the konig.

- someone passes me a glass of vodka lime.

- i suck up a bit of it.

- ginger and gingerbreadman buy me a cake.

- i blow out the candles.

- 20 mins later, i feel woozy.

- the rest of the night i spent rushing in and out of the toilet at wala, puking my guts out.

- cynthia and ruok carry (literally) me out of wala and into a cab.

- ruok sends me home, i puke at the void deck.

- i enter my room, throw my stuff on the ground, climbed onto my bed and promptly fell asleep with my makeup, contacts and accessories still on.

- i wake up the next morning and puke the night’s dinner out, twice.

- i made the startling realisation that it’s the most i’ve ever puked in a day - 9. (yes, even in the past with the ED. power huh?) 

- i spend my last day at work with a hangover.

 

so yes, all in all, although it doesn’t sound like it, emoticon  i had an awesome birthday.

 

thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, (there’re too many names and i’m too lazy to list out all of you!  you know who you are) and gifts.

 

and though i don’t look like i’m 20 and i certainly don’t feel like i’m 20, fact is, i am.

 

oh well, just got to suck it up, like i do with most other things. emoticon

 

 

happy 20th to me! :D  

 

friendship, Cowboy BarMay 13, 2009 12:35 am

i’m sure most of you would have seen the soyjoy ads on television by now. (if you haven’t, stop switching channels when the ads come on! *glares at the boyfriend*)

 

one of my good friends and even better clubbing khaki nadia aka nadnut is one of the five bloggers roped in to take part in the soyjoy contest!

 

the winner gets to walk away with a 4D3N trip to the land of hentai and harajuku girls, japan.

 

of course i want nadia to win, so i’ll be voting for her daily.

 

if you want her to win, you should too!

 

simply head to the soyjoy site, click on the little nadia-struggling-with-her-bags figure, save her from her load and vote for her!

 

 

 

doesn’t take too much effort right?

 

better still, she’ll be holding a lucky draw if she wins so if you’ve the blogger badge on your blog/plugged her, you’ll stand to get awesome prizes from nadnut herself! 

 

go vote! i know i will!

 

 

friendship, relationshipsApril 21, 2009 8:47 pm

 

just us three are hiong enough, no need for more clubbing kakhis! emoticon

friendship, relationshipsApril 3, 2009 3:42 pm

if you’ve been following my plurk religiously, you would know that i’m involved in a project, in the form of a blogshop.

 

since everyone’s opening a blogshop on livejournal these days, we figured we should do it too, especially since we’re a creative bunch of girls.

 

when it has officially launched, be sure to patronise it okay!

 

but anyway, this entry is about our photoshoot for our first collection.

me and thiang are the models, since we’re both petite, and i do well in filling out the low-cut dresses. *coughs*

 

we chose the botanic gardens as the location for our shoot since we all thought it’ll do well as a scenic background, plus there’s shade and toilets!

 

we were wrong.

 

when me, shy, kimo and esther reached, we were at the entrance, near the visitor centre.

 

thiang was all the way at the opposite end, near another visitor centre.

so we thought we’d meet in the middle.

 

little did we know, there are actually quite a number of visitor centres in the botanics, and yea, we ended up at two different spots again.

 

after we finally met up, by which then we were already sweating bucketloads, we had to lug along all the clothes and accessories (in a luggage bag, no less) to spots which were suitable for shooting.

 

when we found one, with a venderah!, it had no toilets in sight.

so okay lor, improvise, kimo and esther had to hold up two pieces of cloth to shield us from the prying eyes of passer-bys, while me and thiang made haste with the changing.

 

i have to admit, it was quite fun though, prancing around lamposts and trees, and secretly putting the poses off America’s Next Top Model to good use.

 

one thing i realised, my hair is very much a problem when it comes to styling.

because i know nuts about styling, i usually leave my hair down, and just hold it up with a headband.

 

the girls thought i could do better with it though, and started fiddling, twisting, knotting, and doing all sorts of funny things with it.

i ended up with a poofy hairdo, a madcap high ponytail, and a frenchbraid.

 

so yes, i’m seriously considering sending my mum/sister to them for hair styling lessons, so that they can help do my hair back at home.

 

i hate my hair. emoticon

 

in other matters, a series of rather funny events took place last night at wala, and the following conversation between me and the boyfriend was what ensued.

 

if you find the circumstances in the conversation familar to the situation you’re currently in, don’t feel offended hor, it is but ONLY a discussion. emoticon

 

 

yes, i know i do appear mildly shameless.

but hey, if you’re not gonna validate yourself, who’s going to? emoticon 

friendship, relationships, foodMarch 23, 2009 12:40 am

i hereby proclaim my lack of talent in designing.

want to see evidence?

 

here’re my, kimo’s and shyanne’s cupcakes after a whole afternoon of baking in between rounds of mahjong. emoticon

 

kim’s cupcakes:

 

 

shyanne’s:

 

and mine:

 

erm, so yes, you can be sure i’ll be enrolling my future daughter, valentina, in lots and lots of art classes, for fear she inherits my inferior genes.

i have to commend the boyfriend on his swashbuckling courage and iron stomach though.

when i warned him about the extreme sweetness of the cupcakes (due to both the base and icing being knnb sweet), as well as my cupcakes not being exactly pleasing to the eye, he had only this to say.

 

"as long as you made it, i’ll eat it."

 

this one’s a keeper, i say. emoticon 

friendshipDecember 15, 2008 2:55 pm

this scene takes place in siloso resort’s room 307.

 

*walks in with the boyfriend*

 

"omg!! you’re so blair wardolf!"

"yea! i want to steal her hairband, and her dress and everything!"

"grab, grab, grab!"

"her tits also!"

 

*stares blankly while someone shoves a drink in my face*

 

and then after a couple of okay fine, many drinks:

 

 

and because the mudder was warning me time and again before the event NOT to wear a bikini, (i forgot how many times she called to remind me), i have to say this:

in the event of death (choy but yes), DO NOT EVER PUBLISH THIS BLOG.

 

if you ever do, i cuss you’ll never have boobs.

 

but yes, if you want more incriminating pictures, please proceed to my facebook.

if you can’t see the pictures, it’s because you’ve been restricted access (cause you’re family or i don’t likey your face) or you’re not my friend. (in this case, what are you waiting for you nitwit!?)

 

in a nutshell, zoukout was a little sian in the beginning, fun in the middle, and sad towards the end.

i bet you’ve never shed tears while party poppers are coming down on you, at zoukout.

 

well, i have. *looks at the boyfriend accusingly*

 

but all’s fine and dandy now and if you think i still sound like i’m drunk, i’m not.  

i’m just in a good mood, lah!

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friendship, Cowboy BarSeptember 7, 2008 3:37 am

happy birthday mr. he-who’s-35-but-looks-29!

 

i hope you had fun da-ing everyone, stumbling around, and subsequently, falling off your stool at wala’s. emoticon

 

and guess what, i got groped by the drunk birthday boy himself! (this is actually not as exciting as it sounds)

 

seems like this is starting to be the norm - getting groped at every bar outing.  

 

oh well, we’ll see what happens next saturday. heh.

 

till then, tiong, you better come for the next party so i can return you your grope! emoticon 

musings, friendshipAugust 13, 2008 12:30 am

because i was experiencing some sort of phenomena when conversing with guys lately, i decided to consult mr. wisecrack on this matter.

 

note: please take note of the timing of the conversation.

 

 

there was this weird pause of about 10 minutes where he didn’t reply, and i thought perhaps he was busy, (since he changed his status to busy) so i declared my intention to go take a bath while waiting for his answer.

 

 

 

 

it’s just so like him to do this sort of rubbishy thing, and yet, it’s silly enough to make me laugh.

 

weird friends i’ve got.

 

 

musings, friendship, relationships, Cowboy BarJuly 2, 2008 7:24 am

we’ll let the pictures do the talking! (literally, cause i’m too lazy to bother with text. captions will do!)

 

the two mensa girlies.

 

i forgot how this picture was taken. i think i was trying to avert the avid shutterbug thiang. ("avert the avid"’s a bit of a tongue-twister isn’t it? heh.)

 

from here on, the pictures are all slightly crazy cause we had finished dinner and were just mucking around.

 

they are also heavily photoshopped cause (i won’t mince my words here), we all look like shit in the originals. emoticon 

 

 

were you trying to smack thiang’s head, shy?

 

 

 proper group shot.

 

 

okay, so the scene which took place before this picture was taken was this:

 

*scrambles around*

"come! come! let’s all take a shot with us pointing at thiang’s boobs since she’s the only flat-chested one among us!"

"okay okay! yay!"

*positions ourselves, big grins framing our faces*

*thiang wails*

 

 

er, we’ll leave the description for this to later.

 

this shot wasn’t as easy to take as it looks.

and i realised my cheekbones look quite scary.

 

i like this one best. it’s my wallpaper now!

 

less photoshop for this one. and i think thiang looks real cute here.

thiang, you should walk around with this expression permanently stuck on your face. emoticon

 

 

candid picture!

 

kimo’s right ear interests me.

 

kimo, sorry, unflattering pic! shyanne looks mysterious. thiang looks like she can’t speak properly. 

i look like a fish.

 

 

the girls forced us to take this.

 

 

shy, your hair is eating you up and threatening to eat me up as well.

 

 

i have no idea why thiang looks delirious.  

 

after dinner at fish and co, we then headed to arab street for sheesha!

 

 

 

it was my first time trying sheesha and being the enthusiastic little bee that i was, i buzzed around the pipe a little too much, taking in too deep breaths.

 

which of course, resulted in me feeling groggy after about half an hour.

the boyfriend did say i was a natural though. emoticon

 

it was a pretty good birthday in general, cause other than the fantastic company, i also had sincere wellwishes and cards!

thanks to sujith darling, nadia shah, kimo, thiang, shy, david, eric, uncle jay, posh jie jie, carrie, malcolm, daniel, karl, joshua, grace, cheryl, jiangrong, melvin, joanne, dave, benson, manda, xueting, derren, darryl, dee and all the barflies for your smses, tags, comments, facebook msgs!

 

special thanks to uncle jay too for his chalkboard drawing:

 

 

ah yes, he’s been calling me tadpole ever since he read that particular entry.

 

as for the cards …

 

 

 see that 作文纸 thinggy?

 

the boyfriend wrote me a letter on that, in chinese, totalling 4 pages!

now i can really tell people i’ve received a true blue 情书。 emoticon

i’m not about to reproduce the letter though, cause some points are for my *ahem* private reading only, and i’ll not be doing justice to his pretty handwriting by typing it out.

 

shyanne and kimberly also tried to fool me with my birthday gift, putting it in a ngee ann printed envelope and telling me it was something from mr shan.

 

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of course i called their bluff.  

i ish not stewpid hor!

 

and well, if till now you still have yet to figure out who the new boyfriend is, you ought to be smacked. (the kissing picture’s big enough okay!)

 

he’s 30, (okay, altogether now, gasp!) and well, 11 years older than me.

 

see, i told you i liked my men old. emoticon

 

and you know what they say about older guys always wanting you to "grow up" and meet their maturity level? 

 

he is however, extrememly forgiving towards his nut of a girlfriend who has bouts of random crazinesss.

i do suspect it’s cause he’s pretty nutty himself.

also, i do have my mature moments. (they just don’t surface very much when he’s around) 

 

well, you guys’ll be seeing more of him in time to come, so the formalities can wait.

 

:D

 

over at the office, the PR team as well as some of the Account Servicing colleagues threw me a surprise birthday party.

 

basically, they all left their seats around 6, and it was just me, and my supervisor around. (let’s call him D)

 

so D walked up to me, and asked if we could talk.

 

of course my natural instinct told myself, "eileen, you’re in deep shit" but i still waited to see what he would say.

 

he asked,

 

"eileen, have you heard anything bad about your working attitude from S and N lately?"

 

S and N are the colleagues who delegate the bulk of the work to me.

 

"no, why?"

 

"oh, cause … (long pause) they’ve been telling me some stuff about you. are you sure they haven’t told you anything?"

 

*thinks hard, then decides to be honest, which was a pretty dumb move*

 "well, for S not really. As for N, she just told me to be more careful cause i’m getting a little careless due to me being so busy."

 

"ahhh.. come, let’s head to the boardroom so we can have a better talk."

 

*follows D into boardroom, spies someone’s ass, and knows immediately what they’re up to*

 

the next half an hour was then spent being touched over them taking pains to plan the surprise, making my thank you speech, cutting the yummy cake, then muching on it and the gummy bears which were used to adorn it, and wondering to myself how stupid i was to spill to D my flaws when he obviously weren’t picking on them.

 

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and the worse thing is, i had decided that when it’s time for me to bade my goodbyes, i would only write cards/notes to the colleagues whom i like and are nice to me, and totally ignore the rest.

 

unfortunately, since they’re all so nice, (well, maybe only because it’s my birthday), i can’t possibly be discriminatory and only write to some of them.

 

still, i don’t want to be a two-faced hypocrite.

 

i think i shall choose nice cards for the genuinely nice colleagues, and generic, slightly-fugly ones for the rest.

 

heh.

 

and hereso ends the post-birthday entry.

 

i’m 19!!!

 

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